Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Whoes line (US)

Air date

September 5, 2003



Episode #



Episode 5-33


Episode 6-01


The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • "The police in Colombia."


  • Hollywood Director
    • Colin is the director giving notes to Chip, Wayne, and Ryan.
    • The scene: A town sheriff in the Old West (Ryan) has finally caught the fugitive gunslinger (Chip). Wayne is a member of the gang who shows up to break him out.
    • Colin's directions:
      • Do it like you're falling in love with each other.
      • Put in some product testimonials.
  • Improbable Mission
    • Wayne gives Colin and Ryan their mission: The Prime Minister of Eat-All-You-Can is starving. The agents must go to the supermarket and shop for groceries. If they don't, the Prime Minister will perish, and Sally Struthers will bring little kids to the agents' door and make them feel very, very bad about themselves.
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Bad times to use the athletic butt-slap.
    • Topics of discussion that always ruin a dinner party.
    • What the Whose Line? cast will ask Santa for this Christmas.
    • Things that your waitress says to you that can be misconstrued as sexual.
  • Greatest Hits
    • Colin and Ryan pitch the compilation album "Songs of Pregnancy."
      • Elvis Presley - "Screw Lamaze , Give Me the Epidrural"
      • KISS - "Oooh, Placenta!"
  • Props


  • Chip Esten.


  • Everyone reads the credits as if they're turkeys in bikinis.


  • This episode featured the distribution of the one-millionth point.

One million points and counting!

Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US)
Seasons OneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenEightNineTen
Regular Performers Ryan StilesColin MochrieWayne BradyDrew CareyAisha Tyler
Recurring Performers Chip EstenGreg ProopsBrad SherwoodKathy GreenwoodJeff DavisKaren MaruyamaDenny Siegel

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