Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Whoes line (US)

Air date

August 29, 2003



Episode #



Episode 5-31


Episode 5-33


The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • "Whatever you say after sex."


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin.
    • Co-anchor: Jeff (Christopher Walken trying out his stand-up routine.)
    • Sports: Wayne (Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera getting into a chick fight during a duet at an awards ceremony.)
    • Weather: Ryan (A swinger checking people out and selecting who he'll take home for tonight's bedroom escapades.)
  • Duet
    • Jeff and Wayne sing a song about audience member and theater popcorn popper Katrina in the style of a big band.
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Scenes from famous Hollywood movies as written by Dr. Seuss.
    • If boxing corner-men helped us get through our daily routines.
    • U.S. cities that will never have a song written about them.
    • Odd things to hear from the voices in your head.
    • Bad times to smoke a cigarette.
  • Greatest Hits
    • Colin and Ryan pitch the compilation album "Songs of the Motorcycle."
      • The Three Tenors - "The Harley of Seville"
      • A boogie-woogie song, "Alabama Motorcycle Mama With a Llama"
  • Themed Restaurant
    • Wayne and Drew are diners at a horror movie-themed restaurant, while Colin and Ryan are the waiters.


  • Jeff Davis.


  • Jeff reads the credits as Christopher Walken doing his stand-up comedy act.


  • Drew gives out $100 bills instead of points in this episode.
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US)
Seasons OneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenEightNineTen
Regular Performers Ryan StilesColin MochrieWayne BradyDrew CareyAisha Tyler
Recurring Performers Chip EstenGreg ProopsBrad SherwoodKathy GreenwoodJeff DavisKaren MaruyamaDenny Siegel

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