Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Whoes line (US)

Air date

August 1, 2003



Episode #



Episode 5-26


Episode 5-28


The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • (No opening joke)


  • Hollywood Director
    • The scene: Ryan and Wayne are two bickering old prospectors down in a mine digging for gold in the Sierra Madre. They're about to strike it rich, but bandito Brad rides the rails into the mine shaft to rob them.
    • Colin's directions:
      • Do it backwards.
      • Do it like you have uncontrollable lust for each other.
      • Do it using as many "Yo Mama" jokes as you can.
  • If You Know What I Mean
    • Brad and Colin are regulars at a local diner. Ryan enters as their favorite waitress.
  • Whose Line?
    • The scene: With the fall of Saigon, serviceman Ryan must say goodbye to his Vietnamese girlfriend Colin just before he boards the last helicopter out of the city.
    • The lines:
      • "When's the last time you waxed that thing?"
      • "Start squealing, pig boy!"
      • "There's a bun in my oven."
  • Greatest Hits
    • Colin and Ryan pitch the compilation album "Songs of Marriage."
    • The songs:
      • A honky-tonk song, "Too Drunk to Honeymoon"
      • The Beach Boys - "I'm the Groom"
      • The B52s - "Cash Bar"
  • Helping Hands
    • Ryan and Drew perform a scene, with Colin providing Ryan's hands.
    • The scene: Drew is a high school student and Ryan is an arrogant Frenchmen giving him a lesson French culture.


  • Wayne Brady.


  • Everyone reads the credits. Colin and Wayne are performing seals at a marine park and Ryan and Brad are feeding them.


  • Filmed along with Season 5 episode 3 and 16 .
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US)
Seasons OneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenEightNineTen
Regular Performers Ryan StilesColin MochrieWayne BradyDrew CareyAisha Tyler
Recurring Performers Chip EstenGreg ProopsBrad SherwoodKathy GreenwoodJeff DavisKaren MaruyamaDenny Siegel

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