Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and my name's Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • Cheeseburgers after you've had angioplasty


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin as "Tad Zawayuhuhuhuhilikeit"
    • Co-anchor: Greg as "Homey" - Goofy white guy desperately trying to act street
    • Sports: Wayne as "Ruby Squealer" - Aging female Broadway performer in a big song and dance number whose extensive plastic surgery begins to collapse
    • Weather: Ryan as "Hunky Dory" - Very strict father whose deadbeat sons are in the studio and he's decided it's time for them to get real jobs
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Like Oklahoma!, musicals about different US states
    • Sumo wrestlers in other professions
    • Anecdotes dogs would tell if they appeared on talk shows
  • Film Dub
    • Performers: Greg, Colin, and Ryan
    • Scene: One day at the doctor's lab
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Greg
      • Wayne - Having a series of stormy love affairs from beginning to end with each person at the party
      • Colin - Serious scientist testing how much annoyance people can stand before cracking
      • Ryan - Rat traveling through a maze to reach the cameras where he's given either cheese or an electric shock


  • Greg Proops
    • The rest get to do a game of "Irish Drinking Song"


  • Everybody reads the credits when their extensive plastic surgery collapses


  • Filmed along with Season 5 episode 17