Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Whoes line (US)

Air date

December 6, 2002



Episode #



Episode 5-09


Episode 5-11


  • Host: Drew Carey
  • Performers:
    • "It's not what you have, it's what you do with it": Greg Proops
    • "It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean": Wayne Brady
    • "It isn't the size of the car, it's what you've got under the hood": Colin Mochrie
    • "The man with the big, big feet": Ryan Stiles

The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • "Parking tickets to a judge."


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Wayne, Colin, and Ryan are contestants hoping to be picked by Greg.
    • Wayne: Stage hypnotist who uses his butt to hypnotize people.
    • Colin: Abrasive coach looking for new members to train for his all-women wrestling team.
    • Ryan: Secretly setting up an erotic 24-hour webcam on stage and is surreptitiously trying to include the others in his broadcast.
  • Scene to Rap
    • Greg and Wayne perform the Top Gun rap, assisted by Ryan and Colin.
  • Sound Effects (with Audience Members)
    • Audience members Corina and Deborah provide sound effects for Colin and Ryan respectively.
    • The scene: Colin and Ryan are two gung-ho astronauts who take off on a rescue mission to save an international space station orbiting Mars. When they get there, they discover that the station has been taken over by deadly aliens.
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Ending a long-term relationship in song.
    • Things you've always wanted to say to the audience at home.
    • When a kiss is completely out of line.
    • Unusual ways for your optometrist to test your vision.
  • World's Worst...
    • Psychiatrist.


  • Wayne Brady.


  • Wayne reads the credits as a hypnotist who uses his butt to hypnotize people.


Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US)
Seasons OneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenEightNineTen
Regular Performers Ryan StilesColin MochrieWayne BradyDrew CareyAisha Tyler
Recurring Performers Chip EstenGreg ProopsBrad SherwoodKathy GreenwoodJeff DavisKaren MaruyamaDenny Siegel

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