Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:
- Knows Whoopi Goldberg, Wayne Brady
- Admires Whoopi Goldberg, Colin Mochrie
- Has a crush on Whoopi Goldberg, Ryan Stiles
- Is Whoopi Goldberg, Whoopi Goldberg
Hi, I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.
- Don't matter, like...
- A Canadian coin in an American vending machine
- Questions Only
- Scene: It's the last night on an international singles cruise
- Two-Line Vocabulary
- Scene: Colin is the leader of the last few members of a space colony on Mars, they are under attack from enemy aliens and desperately trying to work out a plan
- "What is that?"
- "I'm really in the mood."
- "Have you thought this through?"
- "That's impossible."
- Living Scenery
- Actors: Ryan and Colin
- Props: Wayne and Whoopi
- Scene: Ryan is trying to impress his girlfriend Colin at the carnival as they try out the rides and play the games
- Helping Hands
- Performers: Whoopi, and Ryan with Colin's hands
- Scene: Ryan is a cold-blooded pirate captain who is showing new recruit Whoopi how to be a pirate
- Three-Headed Broadway
- Heads: Wayne, Ryan, and Whoopi
- About: Drew
- Song: "When I Think About Your Pants"
- Everybody reads the credits as rowdy bachelorettes out on the town the night before Whoopi's wedding