Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • the tonic in a gin and tonic


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin as "Gay Apparel"
    • Co-anchor: Chip as "Guiseppe Guisoupy" - Singing (Italian) gondolier whose boat springs a leak
    • Sports: Wayne as "Yakamito Yakamito Yakamito Jones" - Excited Japanese tourist
    • Weather: Ryan as "Toulouse Aroundthewaist" - Bigfoot caught on camera & desperate to escape being filmed
  • Title Sequence
    • Singers: Wayne and Chip
    • Actors: Ryan and Colin
    • Sitcom: The Bea Arthur and Brad Pitt Show
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • What your wife is saying right now
    • Boy Scout badges we've never heard of
    • Diet books that didn't exactly fly off the shelves
    • Strange 900 numbers
    • Bad racehorse names to call in a race
  • Improbable Mission
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Voice on tape: Wayne
    • Mission: Washing the car (the governor of "Mama-say-mama-sah Ma-ma-poo-sah" needs his 1974 Dodge Dart cleaned for a big date, go take it, wash it, wax it, buff it, and get it looking all good all up in it yo)
  • Props
    • Pairs: Colin and Wayne, Ryan and Drew


  • Ryan, Colin, and Wayne


  • Everybody reads the credits as people at a very dysfunctional family reunion

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