Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • that Beanie Baby you paid ten thousand dollars for


  • Questions Only
    • Scene: It's a bawdy Saturday night in a frontier town at the height of the gold rush
  • Infomercial
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Problem: excessive arm hair
  • Two-Line Vocabulary
    • Scene: Colin's a jungle expedition leader desperately trying to get his colleagues to set up camp before darkness
      • Jeff:
        • "I resent that."
        • "Oh my god, that's enormous."
      • Ryan:
        • "Should I use my gun?"
        • "What was that?"
  • Greatest Hits
    • TV commercial pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
    • Singers: Wayne and Jeff
    • Album: Songs of the Motorcycle
    • Songs:
      • Mariachi - "Old Lady on My Hog"
      • 60s protest - "Asphalt and Chaps"
      • Thrash - "Rengengengengeng"


  • Wayne Brady
    • Gets to sit at the desk and relax


  • Everybody reads the credits like a heavy metal band trying to come up with a name for themselves

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