Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's get the show started.

The Points

  • Don't exist, just like...
    • A wealthy accordion player


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Wayne
      • Greg - Judge Judy
      • Colin - Turns into a killer hamster when frightened
      • Ryan - TV's Crocodile Hunter on various dangerous encounters
  • Newsflash
    • Newsanchors: Greg and Ryan
    • Field reporter: Colin
    • On the green screen: Wrestling
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Scene: Colin is Beauty who's come to the castle on a desperate mission to plead with the Beast, Ryan, who has imprisoned her father
    • Lines:
      • "Get a load of those kielbasas."
      • "Aren't you hot in those rubber pants?"
      • "Give it a tug and see what happens."
      • "Spit out the gum and kiss me hard!"
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Greg as "Allthat Andabagofchips"
    • Co-anchor: Colin - Streaker who has bet his friends that he can get in all the camera shots
    • Sports: Wayne - Italian stud who would rather be picking up women
    • Weather: Ryan - Running all the legs of the Olympic 4x100 meter relay


  • Ryan Stiles
    • Gets to read the credits


  • Ryan reads the credits as the Croc Hunter while the rest of the guys pretend to be animals behind him