Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Are useless, like...
    • Chick movies


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Wayne
      • Brad - Bad-tempered short order cook
      • Colin - Turning into a cock-fighting rooster
      • Ryan - Desperate soldier in a foxhole during battle
  • Title Sequence
    • Actors: Ryan and Colin
    • Singers: Brad and Wayne
    • Sitcom: Tyson and Lincoln
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Strange titles for celebrity autobiographies
    • Strange items on sale at the prison gift shop
    • Words that sound dirty, but aren't
    • Shows that didn't even make it to UPN
    • America's funniest lethal home videos
    • Odd choices for a presidential running mate
    • Pick up lines of game show hosts
    • Bad things to say to your future in-laws
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Brad
      • Wayne - Television that keeps changing channels
      • Colin - Insatiable mosquito that gets drunk on blood
      • Ryan - Talking roadkill coming back to haunt the host


  • Brad, Colin, and Ryan
    • Get to do a "Hoedown"


  • Everybody reads the credits like a Whose Line reunion, thirty years later