Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

(Introduction reused from Episode 4-02)

The Points

  • Don't matter, like...
    • What you look like when you're in a chat room


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin as "Pierre Cuzmybladdersempty"
    • Co-anchor: Kathy as "Lubelle" - Trailer trash woman telling her ex-husband at home what a great lover her new boyfriend Colin is
    • Sports: Wayne as "Winky" - Nerdy nearsighted teenager playing his first game of Spin the Bottle
    • Weather: Ryan - John Wayne who thinks the studio is coming under attack
  • Newsflash
    • Newsanchors: Ryan and Kathy
    • Field reporter: Colin
    • On the green screen: People with freaky talents
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Kathy
      • Wayne - Various celebrities getting slowly steamrolled
      • Colin - Suspects that people are not the sex they claim to be and is trying to find out for sure
      • Ryan - Hunky model in a photo shoot for the covers of romance novels
  • World's Worst
    • Person to share a lifeboat with
    • Performers: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan


  • Kathy Greenwood
    • The rest have to do a game of "World's Worst"


  • Ryan reads the credits as John Wayne rounding up his posse because they're under attack


  • Cece Worrall-Rubin is seen in the opening, but did not perform in the episode and is not credited.