Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • Shaquille O'Neal at the free-throw line


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin as "Puffy Dontneedcombs"
    • Co-anchor: Chip as "Dewey Donthe" - Young cowboy rodeo star
    • Sports: Wayne as "Juan Tanamera" - Entire U.S. Synchronized Swimming team
    • Weather: Ryan as "Dippy DeLoo" - Rapidly descending the evolutionary scale
  • Narrate
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: In a bike shop
  • Duet
    • Singers Chip and Wayne
    • About: Marilee, a pet photographer
    • Style: Aerosmith and Run DMC
  • Infomercial
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Product: Hair removal products


  • Colin Mochrie and Chip Esten
    • The rest get to do a game called Three-Headed Broadway Star


  • All the guys read the credits as they're progressing down the evolutionary scale


  • After Ryan portrays Drew at the lower end of the evolutionary scale, Drew calls him a "tall, big-nosed freak," and their hostility becomes a running gag.

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