Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm Drew Carey, your host. Come on down, let's have some fun.

(Introduction reused in Episode 8-10)

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • Who the President is


  • Superheroes
    • Crisis: Out of doughnuts
      • Greg - Imaginary Friend Boy
      • Ryan - Break-Up and Make-Up Kid
      • Colin - The Overly Sensitive Kid
      • Wayne - Matrix Boy
  • Song Styles
    • Singer: Wayne
    • About: Robin, a candy girl
    • Style: Louis Armstrong
  • Improbable Mission
    • Agents: Colin and Ryan
    • Voice on tape: Greg
    • Mission: Mow the lawn (of the White House before the Grand Duke of... Hardtopronouncia comes to play croquet with the Vice President)
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • If you could fast forward in real life
    • How today's issues would be handled on The Brady Bunch
    • Improper etiquette when meeting the Queen (of England, I'm guessing)
    • The good news and the bad news
    • Pull the string on the Drew Carey doll, and it says
    • Announcements that will cause this audience to go wild


  • Greg Proops
    • The rest get to do their favorite game in the whole world, "Hoedown"


  • Ryan Stiles reads the credits as an evil hypnotist trying to hypnotize all the viewers at home