Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

I'm Drew Carey, your host. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Are as useless as...
    • Taking pills to lose weight while you sleep


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Kathy
      • Wayne - Two catfighting inmates in a women's prison
      • Colin - Recently arrived alien learning behavior from the others
      • Ryan - Gradually turning into a nervous lizard
  • Scene with an Audience Member
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Audience member: Molly
    • Scene: On the Titanic, Ryan, and impoverished artist, is doing a nude sketch of our audience member when her fiancee Colin enters
  • Greatest Hits
    • TV pitchmen: Ryan and Colin
    • Singer: Wayne
    • Album: Songs of the Marine Corps
    • Songs:
      • Tex-Mex - "Shine Those Shoes"
      • Jewel - "Give Me Twenty"
      • Swing - "Let's Take a Shower"
      • Santana - "Invading Peru for the Hell of It"
  • Film Dubs
    • Actors: Kathy and Drew
    • Translators: Colin and Ryan
    • Language: Russian
    • Film: Dead in the Gulag


  • Wayne Brady
    • We're gonna give him a little break, the rest of us are gonna do a little game for you


  • Kathy Greenwood reads the credits as one of the bartenders from Coyote Ugly while these guys try to impress her