Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Are something you'll never see, like...
    • Pat Buchanan in the White House


  • Questions Only
    • Scene: The patrons of an Old West saloon prepare for the arrival of the notorious Ugly Gang
  • African Chant
    • Singer: Wayne
    • About: Mike, an astronomy graduate student
  • The Millionaire Show
    • Host: Colin
    • Contestant: Ryan
    • Friend on the phone: Kathy
    • Audience member: Wayne
    • Theme: Frisky old people
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Scenes from the Eskimo soap opera
    • Rejected show names for Whose Line Is It Anyway?
    • What Kathy Greenwood is thinking right now
    • Trying to look cool while doing very uncool things
    • What women say to each other in the bathroom during the Whose Line? intermission
    • Odd things to see written on highway warning signs
    • Titles for Colin Mochrie's autobiography
    • Other things you can see from the Moon besides the Great Wall of China


  • Kathy Greenwood
    • The rest have to do a "Hoedown"


  • Everybody reads the credits as frisky old people