Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

Hi, I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, like...
    • A bicycle-riding fish to a lesbian


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Brad as "Skip Shapley"
    • Co-anchor: Colin as "Baldy Flapscalp" - Panics over the slightest thing
    • Sports: Wayne as "Ricardo Balbón Montez de la Vasquez Asavolca" - Spanish TV's Crocodile Hunter
    • Weather: Ryan as "Misty Showers" - Mercenary on a mission to replace everyone on the show
  • Award Show
    • Presenters: Brad and Wayne
    • Winners: Colin and Ryan
    • For: Hillbillies
  • If You Know What I Mean
    • Performers: Brad, Colin, and Ryan
    • Scene: Three track and field athletes talk in the locker room after a big meet
  • Greatest Hits
    • TV pitchmen: Ryan and Colin
    • Singers: Brad and Wayne
    • Album: Songs of the Travelling Salesman
    • Songs:
      • Bluegrass - "Is Your Husband Home?"
      • Blues - "Brushes, Encyclopedias, and Vacuum Cleaners"
      • The Who - "Doorbell Wizard"


  • Colin Mochrie
    • The rest get to do a game of Props


  •  Ryan reads the credits as a mercenary taking people out