Good evening America and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

(Introduction reused in Episode 3-36)

The Points

  • Don't matter, like...
    • A Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks


  • Superheroes
    • Crisis: Pit bulls
      • Colin - Dog Catcher Boy
      • Ryan - Body Parts Constantly Falling Asleep Boy
      • Chip - Captain Cossack
      • Wayne - Tae Bo Kid
  • Duet
    • Singers: Chip and Wayne
    • About: Phyllis, a housewife from Niagara Falls, Canada
    • Style: The Bee Gees
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Pick up lines that are doomed to fail
    • Things to say that will always start a fight
    • The shortest book ever written
    • Disturbing sayings found on your grandmother's crocheted throw pillows
    • What they really talk about in football huddles
    • The newspaper headline you'd most like to see
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: Colin is a distraught Maid Marian who tells Robin Hood, that's Ryan, that she can't take the strain of their relationship anymore
    • Lines:
      • "What time do the girls get here?"
      • "Let's get naked and wrestle."
      • "There's more than one way to stuff a turkey."
      • "Stand back, this baby's gonna blow."
  • Greatest Hits
    • TV voiceover guys: Colin and Ryan
    • Singers: Wayne and Chip
    • Album: Songs of Women
    • Songs:
      • 1984 Police - "Hey, What's That?"
      • Louis Jordan - "She's All Mine"
      • Zydeco - "Hot Hot Fever, Cold Cold Chills"


  • Wayne and Ryan
    • Get to do a game with Drew


  • Wayne and Chip read the credits like two old vaudeville performers