Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, like...
    • Our border with Mexico


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin as "Wes Fiwwingmoretaste"
    • Co-anchor: Jeff as "Manny Girl" - Horserace announcer
    • Sports: Wayne as "Reggae Jackson" - Jamaican love god reporting live from a bedroom, where he's on a hot date
    • Weather: Ryan as "Lamont Estsurlatable" - Knows his wife is at home cheating on him, and he's not gonna take it anymore
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • If famous movie lines included product plugs
    • What cows are thinking when being milked
    • If you celebrated mundane events as if you scored a touchdown
    • Entries in Drew Carey's diary
    • What our audience is thinking right now
    • Unusual uses for your cat
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Jeff
      • Wayne - Hopelessly outclassed tag team wrestler
      • Colin - Posing for Playboy magazine
      • Ryan - Series of animals crossing thin ice
  • Greatest Hits
    • TV commercial pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
    • Singers: Wayne and Jeff
    • Album: "Songs of the Taxi Driver"
    • Songs:
      • Bee Gees - "I Can't Pronounce the Driver's Name"
      • 50s rock and roll - "Hey, I Think We're Going in Circles"
      • Punk - "Your Air Freshener Smells Like Crap"


  • Jeff Davis
    • As punishment, the rest get to do a little thing called a "Hoedown"


  • Wayne reads the credits as a Jamaican love god talking about his conquests


  • After "Scenes from a Hat", Drew throws the hat like a frisbee and hits a camera.