Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, like...
    • The word "rapid" in "Rapid Transit"


  • Survival Show
    • Host: Greg
    • Contestants: Wayne, Colin, and Ryan
    • Location: Post Office
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • When it's unwise to say "I don't care" to her
    • People you wish would just shut up
    • Men that women just don't seem to go for
    • Pick-up lines of the elderly
    • Things you shouldn't do when confronted by a street gang
    • Things you shouldn't joke about with your girlfriend's father
    • Difficult things to sell door-to-door
  • Reunion
    • Performers: Greg, Ryan, and Colin
    • Job: Army Drill Sergeants
  • Greatest Hits
    • TV commercial pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
    • Singer: Wayne
    • Album: Songs of the Safari
    • Songs:
      • 1920s Fats Waller - "Lion Nibblin' on My Toes"
      • Jamaican rap - "Ants, Ants, Ants in My Pants"
      • Tracy Chapman - "Man, It's Hot"


  • Greg Proops
    • The losers get to do a game with Drew


  • Ryan and Colin read the credits as if Ryan is Dr. Frankenstein and he's teaching his monster, Colin, to read