Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:
- Be sure to wash behind your Wayne Brady
- Treat others as you would have them treat Chip Esten
- Never take candy from Colin Mochrie
- Don't go out without a clean pair of Ryan Stiles
and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.
The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...
- My ab machine
Games
- Hollywood Director
- Director: Colin
- Actors: Ryan, Chip and Wayne
- Scene: Chip is a government scientist testing out his new robocop, Ryan and Wayne is a hi-tech thief who breaks in to steal it
- Notes:
- Do it like you're clueless teenage girls
- Do it like 70s disco dancers
- Do it lustfully
- Duet
- Singers: Chip and Wayne
- About: Maria, a hula instructor
- Style: Van Halen
- Narrate
- Performers: Colin and Ryan
- Scene: In the Oval Office
- Themed Restaurant
- Diners: Wayne and Chip
- Waiters: Ryan and Colin
- Scene: Having a high-powered business lunch
- Theme: Olympics
- Greatest Hits
- TV commercial salesmen guys: Ryan and Colin
- Singers: Chip and Wayne
- Album: Songs of the Firefighters
- Songs:
- The Beach Boys - "Slidin' Down the Pole"
- Queen - "We Will Hose You"
- Latin pop - "Four Days On, Two Weeks Off"
- Three-Headed Broadway Star
- Performers: Wayne, Drew, and Ryan
- To: Mieko, from the audience
- Song: "Whenever I See Your Teeth"
Winner
- Colin Mochrie
- Sits at the desk
Credits
- Everyone reads the credits while Maria shows them how to hula