Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • A condom to a Trekkie


  • Superheroes
    • Colin: Captain Hair
    • Ryan: Totally Insane Old Man
    • Chip: The Chippendale Kid
    • Wayne: Captain Frat Boy
    • Crisis: No more Rogaine
  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Chip
    •  Wayne - Possessed girl from The Exorcist
    • Colin - Cantankerous snowman who is melting
    • Ryan - Destructive toddler learning to walk and talk
  • Duet
    • Singers: Wayne and Chip
    • About: A funnel
    • Style: 1940s tap dance number
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Colin is Davy Crockett, and Ryan is Jim Bowie, and they're about to make their last stand at the Alamo and Colin is losing his nerve
    • Lines:
      • "Lay a wet one on me, big guy."
      • "Why are you dressed like a French maid?"
      • "It's time for your sponge bath."
      • "Shut up and touch the monkey!"
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Bad game show concepts
    • Things you never want to hear your grandmother say
    • Pick up lines in the fruit and vegetable aisle
    • Personal ads that won't get many responses
    • People you'll never see on the cover of Playboy
    • Modern additions to the ten commandments
    • If dogs told jokes
    • Favorite pranks of ER doctors 
  • Props
    • Pairs: Colin and Wayne, Drew and Ryan


  • Chip Esten
    • The rest get to do a game of Props


  • Colin reads the credits as Captain Hair


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