Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • My gym bag
    • The elections


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Wayne
      • Brad - Dracula with an insatiable appetite
      • Colin - Desperate middle-aged housewife looking to spice up her life
      • Ryan - Having a big fight with his boyfriend backstage
  • Newsflash
    • Newsanchors: Brad and Colin
    • Field reporter: Ryan
    • On the green screen: Elephant seals
  • Title Sequence
    • Singers: Brad and Wayne
    • Actors: Ryan and Colin
    • Sitcom: Hillary and Monica
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: Ugly hunchback Quasimodo, played by Ryan, has just rescued and taken to his bell tower the beautiful French gypsy girl Esmerelda, played by Colin, as an angry mob forms outside
    • Lines:
      • "I had no idea you were inflatable."
      • "Sorry, that's the beer talking."
      • "Let's get jiggy with it!"
      • "Drew Carey makes me hot."
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • The secret double lives of Whose Line cast members
    • Posts you'll never see on a church bulletin board
    • Hobbies of the stupid
    • America's least popular monuments
    • Strange chants overheard while jumping rope
    • What models say to each other as they pass on the runway
    • Documentary subjects you'll never see 


  • Brad Sherwood, let's make him the winner, who cares...


  • All these guys read the credits as two neighboring families arguing over the fence


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