Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • Opera in Alabama


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin as "Colin Themarines"
    • Co-anchor: Chip as "Smiley Dick" - High-energy game show host
    • Sports: Wayne as "Wink Winkley" - Sadistic Marine drill sergeant
    • Weather: Ryan as "Happy" - Gets hit in the crotch with a football
  • Newsflash
    • Newsanchors: Ryan and Chip
    • Field reporter: Colin
    • On the green screen: Arabian Nights / Belly Dancing
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singers: Wayne and Chip
    • TV voiceover guys: Colin and Ryan
    • Album: Songs of the Doctor
    • Songs:
      • Devo - "HMO"
      • Rodgers and Hammerstein - "Take Two and Call Me in the Morning"
      • Chubby Checker - "Cough While I Twist"
  • Questions Only
    • Performers: Drew, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan
    • Scene: Desperate soldiers trapped behind enemy lines


  • Colin, Wayne, and Ryan
    • Get to do a game with Drew


  • Ryan and Chip read the credits like two square dance callers


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