Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

I'm your host Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • Spy satellites over Canada
    • Something that doesn't matter


  • Superheroes
    • Crisis: Out of Spam
      • Colin - Cheese Man
      • Ryan - Random Acts of Violence Boy
      • Chip - Captain Limbo
      • Wayne - Captain Hugs-a-Lot
  • Title Sequence
    • Singers: Wayne and Chip
    • Actors: Ryan and Colin
    • Sitcom: Satan and the Schoolgirl
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Odd definitions found in Webster's Dictionary
    • Inappropriate things to do with a loved one's ashes
    • Bad things to say to someone on their deathbed
    • Things you don't want to see on your TV screen
    • Prizes you'd like to find in your cereal box
    • Bad songs to serenade her with
    • Lines you should not open a sermon with
  • Narrate
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: At a gas station
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singers: Wayne and Chip
    • TV announcer guys: Colin and Ryan
    • Album: Songs of the Pizza Place
    • Songs:
      • Yodeling country and western - "Mozzarella-la-la-la-la-la"
      • College fight song - "Pizza Heck Outta U"
      • Doo-wop - "Keep the Buck"
  • 90-Second Alphabet
    • Performers: Ryan, Colin, and Drew
    • Scene: At a zoo, tourist couple Colin and Drew rush up to zoo keeper Ryan to report that the animals are escaping
    • Starting letter: Q


  • Ryan and Colin
    • Get to do a game with Drew


  • Chip and Wayne read the credits as two preachers haranguing the congregation about their many sins