Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down. Let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • Union solidarity to a major league umpire
    • Vows at a celebrity wedding


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Greg as "Alarmingly Huge"
    • Co-anchor: Colin - Way too open about his personal problems
    • Sports: Wayne - Overzealous woman at a church revival meeting
    • Weather: Ryan - Aggressive barfly being repeatedly ejected from a bar
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Disconcerting tattoos to find on your girlfriend
    • Unlikely cowboy songs
    • The worst thing to find in your parachute pack
    • Things you shouldn't do after heavy drinking
    • Questions you'd like to ask a Miss America contestant
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: From Braveheart, the night before the crucial battle with the English, William Wallace, who's Colin, and his fellow warrior, Ryan, realize that they're vastly outnumbered
    • Lines:
      • "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
      • "I am woman, hear me roar."
      • "My friends all call me Mr. Tuggy."
      • "I see Paris, I see France, I see someone's underpants."


  • Wayne Brady
    • Losers have to do a "Hoedown" with Drew


  • Greg and Wayne read the credits as two obnoxious catcalling construction workers