Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

Hey, I'm Drew Carey. Welcome to the show. Come on, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • Underwear to Sharon Stone
    • What's in this cup; what do you care what I'm drinking?


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Brad as "Chuck Flanksteak"
    • Co-Anchor: Colin as "Harry Lambshanks" - In the Tour de France
    • Sports: Wayne as "T Bone" - About to disturb a beehive
    • Weather: Ryan as "Chip Beefontoast" - Fighting the inner urge to be a stripper
  • Duet
    • Singers: Brad and Wayne
    • About: Dina, a marketing manager for thermostats
    • Style: Teen 1950s song
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: Ryan is Obi-Wan Kenobi and he's training Colin, who is Luke Skywalker, to be a Jedi knight
    • Lines:
      • "From now on, I want to be known as Helen."
      • "My shorts are on fire."
      • "Don't miss The Drew Carey Show, Wednesday nights on ABC." (Oh wait, there's more. "Give the tall guy more lines.")
      • "The Canadians are coming! The Canadians are coming!"
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Brad
      • Wayne - Entire halftime show at the Superbowl
      • Colin - Has found Drew Carey's secret diary
      • Ryan - The tortoise and the hare racing
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Rejected endings for the blockbuster movie Titanic
    • Personal messages you'd like to see flying from the back of an airplane
    • Bad songs to sing in prison
    • Inappropriate first date greetings
    • What he's thinking while he's kissing you
    • Bad parental motivational speeches
  • Hoedown
    • Performers: Brad, Drew, Colin and Ryan
    • About: The cable company


  • Wayne Brady
    • Losers get to do a game with Drew


  • Wayne reads the credits as a general giving a gung-ho pep talk to his troops just before going into battle