Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down. Let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • A suggestion box at Tiananmen Square


  • Questions Only
    • Scene: In a lingerie section of a department store on Valentine's Day
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: Zoro, played by Ryan, catches up with the leader of the Mexican guard, played by Colin
    • Lines:
      • "Here's Johnny!"
      • "My poodle's stuck in the heater vent."
      • "Let me be your love monkey."
      • "Seeing you naked changed my life."
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Odd hijacker demands
    • Rejected themes for restaurants
    • Video tapes that won't sell out at Blockbuster
    • Interview questions you'd like to hear asked of a Miss America contestant
    • The wrong thing to say when she says "I love you"
    • Messages delivered a little late
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singers: Wayne and Josie
    • TV announcers: Colin and Ryan
    • Album: Songs of the Chiropractor
    • Songs:
      • Tango - "Crackety Crack, Don't Talk Back"
      • Boogie Woogie - "Is That a Bulging Disc, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?"
      • Gilbert and Sullivan - "Readjustin' Justin While the Wind Is Gustin' Gustin"


  • Ryan, Colin, and Josie
    • Get to do a "Hoedown" with Drew


  • Ryan and Colin read the credits as two disgruntled football fans sitting in the bleachers