Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down. Let's have some fun.

(Introduction reused from Episode 2-07)

The Points

  • Don't matter, kinda like...
    • Canada


  • Gangsta Rap
    • Singers: Wayne and Brad
    • About: An astronaut
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Bad choices for pets
    • Strange things to find in your bed
    • Dangerous things to do while you are naked
    • Baby names that will one day get your child's ass kicked
    • Little-known facts about our host, Drew Carey
    • Things you wish you hadn't said to the President
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Brad as "Chester Steakknife"
    • Co-anchor: Colin as "Carl Turkeybaster" - Has chosen this moment to become a nudist
    • Sports: Wayne as "Carlos Burritogrande" - Latin pop heartthrob
    • Weather: Ryan as "Franklin" - Mafia boss who realizes the camera is an assassin


  • Wayne Brady
    • Gets to sit behind the desk and do what Drew does while there's performing going on, read magazines and drink beer
    • The rest have to do a "Hoedown"


  • Ryan and Colin read the credits like two guys in a bar about to get in a fight