Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down. Let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • Soap in the men's room
    • Your Social Security money in ten years


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Josie
      • Wayne - Strict overbearing schoolmarm
      • Colin - Uptight model on her first erotic photo shoot
      • Ryan - Frat boy showing off to his buddies in the audience
  • Film TV and Theater Styles
    • Performers: Ryan, Colin, and Josie
    • Scene: Colin and his secretary, Josie, hardly able to keep their hands off each other, arrive at a motel, desperate for a room, Ryan is the sinister desk clerk
    • Styles: Soap opera, Kung Fu, Evangelist show, Blair Witch
  • Newsflash
    • Newsanchors: Ryan and Josie
    • Field reporter: Colin
    • On the green screen: Snakes
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin as "Frank Lee Dontgiveadamn"
    • Co-Anchor: Josie as "Minnie Pausal" - Characters from Shakespeare
    • Sports: Wayne - On a treadmill that's going out of control
    • Weather: Ryan as "Dwayne Thebathtub" - A baseball player who must hit a home run to win the World Series
  • Duet
    • Singers: Josie and Wayne
    • About: Kenny, a machinist
    • Style: Punk rockers
  • Foreign Film Dub
    • Actors: Josie and Drew
    • Translators: Colin and Ryan
    • Language: Russian
    • Film: The Vodka Express


  • Wayne Brady
    • The losers do a game with Drew


  • Josie and Wayne read the credits as two drunk girls at a party talking about what the boys have said to them