Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down. Let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • Saying your luggage has been with you since you packed it


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin as "Orlan Curtainback"
    • Co-Anchor: Chip as "Steve Incredible" - In the middle of a Broadway musical
    • Sports: Wayne as "Flappy" - Drew's no.1 teenage fan
    • Weather: Ryan as "Sonny Skies" - Desperate to quell rumors that he's gay
  • Duet
    • Singers: Chip and Wayne
    • About: Connie, a receptionist at a doctor's office
    • Style: Jumpin' jive
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Baseball umpires at home
    • Ill-advised Valentine's Day gifts
    • Favorite pranks of nuns
    • Other things the first man on the moon might have said
    • Opening lines to foreign national anthems
    • Lines you wouldn't hear in a western
    • Rejected Jeopardy categories
    • People who won't be appearing on currency any time soon
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: Ryan is Rhett Butler, Colin is Scarlett O'Hara, Rhett finally tells Scarlett that he's leaving
    • Lines:
      • "You look like two pigs wrestling under a blanket."
      • "Hey, what smells?"
      • "I'm wearing a thong."
      • "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
  • Questions Only
    • Performers: Drew, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan
    • Scene: Godzilla


  • Chip Esten
    • The rest get to do a game of "Questions Only"


  • Ryan and Chip read the credits as Ryan talks to Chip and tries to convince Chip that he's not gay