Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down. Let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • The bow tie on a Chippendale dancer
    • A congressman from Rhode Island


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin as "Jackson Goodreader"
    • Co-anchor: Greg - A heckler
    • Sports: Wayne as "Reginald Reginald Reginald" - Precocious multi-talented child star
    • Weather: Ryan - Angry NBA player about to get ejected
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • State mottoes rejected for license plates 
    • What God created on an off day 
    • Bad things to hear from the doctor who's operating on you 
    • President Clinton's things-to-do list
  • Change Emotion
    • Performers: Ryan, Colin, and Greg
    • Props:
      • Canteen - Lust
      • Jungle knife - Fury
    • Scene: Big game hunters lost in the jungle
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singer: Wayne
    • TV commercial guys: Colin and Ryan
    • Album: Songs of the Exterminator
    • Songs:
      • Rockabilly - "Ooh, a Spider"
      • Eartha Kitt - "You Go Under the House"
      • Cher - "Ants, Rats, and Gypsy Moths"
  • Hoedown
    • Performers: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan
    • About: Village People


  • Greg Proops
    • The rest have to be punished by doing a "Hoedown"


  • Ryan and Greg read the credits as two frat boys spending spring break at a crowded beach