The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • "computers at Ryan Stiles' house."


  • Questions
    • Scene: Passions erupt in an emergency room
  • Newsflash
    • Ryan and Jonathan are news anchors in a studio and Colin is a field reporter.
    • On the green screen: People smashing things
  • Doo-Wop
    • Wayne, Ryan, and Colin
    • About: Linda, who died tragically in a plastic surgery-related accident
  • Sound Effects (with Audience Members)
    • Colin and Ryan, with Sam and Lauren
    • Scene: Two Top Gun pilots relaxing on their aircraft carrier, when suddenly the alarm sounds that London is being attacked by giant killer insects
  • Props
    • Ryan and Jonathan, Wayne and Colin
  • Greatest Hits
    • Colin and Ryan are TV voice over people talking about the latest compilation album and Wayne and Jonathan sing snippets of the songs.
    • Songs of the Big Box Supermarket
      • Jamaican Dancehall - "Cleanup in Aisle Five"
      • Jay Z and Rick Astley - "Love at the Checkout"


  • All four performers


  • Winners read the credits as if on a family car trip with Jonathan, who is the family dog


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