On tonight's show:
- Cuddle up closer, Wayne Brady
- Whole lotta hugs, Brad Sherwood
- The spooner, Colin Mochrie
- Doesn't like to be touched, it's Ryan Stiles
The Points Don't Matter
- "even though they've been collecting them for years."
Games
- Let's Make a Date
- Contestant: Brad
- Wayne - The Rocky-style biopic of a cockfighting rooster
- Colin - German pickup artist who gets turned on by ugly things
- Ryan - Hyperactive teething toddler
- Duet
- Wayne and Brad
- About: Katie Cassidy
- Style: Mick Jagger
- Infomercial
- Ryan and Colin
- Selling: A kit to help you get the perfect beach body
- Scenes from a Hat
- Superheroes you wouldn't want to be rescued by
- Bad ways to impress your date
- Helping Hands
- Katie, and Ryan with Colin's hands
- Scene: Camping enthusiast Ryan has taken his lovely girlfriend Katie out on a romantic camping trip
Winners
- Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie
Credits
- Winners read the credits as if they've come to the pound to look for a new dog, and Ryan and Brad are the dogs