On tonight's show:
- Nice set of buns, Wayne Brady
- Spread 'em with butter, Jeff Davis
- Add some tomato, Colin Mochrie
- Huge heap of cheese, it's Ryan Stiles
- Hollywood Director
- Scene: Ryan and Jeff are a bickering couple whose snowmobile breaks down during a blizzard when suddenly they're attacked by Bigfoot and his family all played by Wayne.
- Do it like you're Chippendale chipmunks.
- Do it like a Broadway musical.
- Performers: Wayne, Jeff, and Joey
- About: Eric from the audience
- Style: NSYNC
- Performers: Ryan, Wayne, and Joey with Colin's voice
- Scene: Music producer Ryan is auditioning Joey to join NSYNC when suddenly his rival, the lovely and sexy Justin Timberlake, played by Wayne, comes in to show that he should be frontman, and Joey confronts him with his own lovely sexiness.
- Scenes from a Hat
- Perfume scents that won't sell
- Tasks you shouldn't do in the nude
- If Olympic sports were done in a sexy way
- Helping Hands
- Performers: Joey, and Ryan with Colin's hands
- Scene: Lonely New York divorcee Ryan has invited joey to her apartment for their first date
- All four performers
- Winners join Joey and read the credits as if they're all members of a boy band trying to perfect their routine