On tonight's show:


  • Hollywood Director
    • Scene: Ryan and Jonathan are two hunters in a canoe trying to catch alligators, when suddenly crazy old Cajun Wayne arrives with his pet gator to chase them off his land.
    • Notes:
      • Do it like a high school musical
      • Do it like you're Chippendale dancers
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Odd things to protest about
    • Things you wouldn't hear on a Bear Grylls-style survival show
    • Things you can say while playing golf, that you can't say about your partner
  • Newsflash
    • Ryan and Jonathan are news anchors and Colin is a reporter in the field
    • On the green screen: a variety of sea creatures
  • Props
    • Pairs: Ryan and Jonathan, Wayne and Colin
  • Greatest Hits
    • Salesmen: Ryan and Colin
    • Singers: Wayne and Jonathan
    • Album: Songs of Horror
      • Ska - "The Eyes Are Moving"
      • Les Miserables - "The Werewolf of Versailles"
      • Bob Dylan and The Swedish Chef - "We Need Brains"


  • Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie


  • Winners read the credits as hapless stadium security guards trying to catch streakers Jonathan and Wayne


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