On tonight's show:


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin as "Han Soloittouchestheground"
    • Coanchor: Greg as "Mr. Wickwell" - Enthusiastic fashion show host, bitching about Colin's appearance
    • Sports: Wayne as "Starno DeMayo" - Excited female shopper on Black Friday who thinks other people's clothes are in the sale
    • Weather: Ryan - Colin Mochrie's entire life flashing before our eyes
  • Newsflash
    • Ryan and Greg are two news anchors in the studio and Colin is a reporter in the field
    • On the green screen: Inside a sausage factory
  • Song Styles
    • Singer: Wayne
    • About: Bill Nye
    • Style: 50s rockabilly
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Bad times to break into a song and dance number
    • Things you don't want to hear when taking your clothes off for the doctor
    • Inappropriate times to give someone a kiss
  • Helping Hands
    • Performers: Bill, and Ryan with Colin's hands
    • Scene: The tough head astronaut on the International Space Station teaching new science officer Bill Nye all about living in space


  • All four performers


  • Winners join the star guest and read the credits as if Colin and Bill are scientists in the Arctic and the others are the wildlife



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