On tonight's show:


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Contestant: Brad
    • Wayne - Robocop gone bad, embarking on a one-man crime-wave
    • Colin - Frantic castaway driven mad by hunger and lust
    • Ryan - Nervous gazelle being hunted on the African plain
  • Props
    • Pairs: Ryan and Brad, Wayne and Colin
  • Secret
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Scene: From Star Wars, Ryan is Luke Skywalker and Colin is Princess Leia
    • Secret: Red lingerie and toys
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Bad names for a battleship
    • If famous movie scenes were performed drunk
    • Things you can say about your furniture that you cannot say about your partner
  • Greatest Hits
    • Television voiceover artists: Ryan and Colin
    • Singers: Wayne and Brad
    • Album: Songs of the Hospital
      • Bruce Springsteen and Stevie Wonder - "Love and a Gunshot in the Emergency"
      • The Beastie Boys - "Obamacare"


  • Brad Sherwood and Colin Mochrie


  • Winners read the credits as if they are two news reporters in the field and Ryan and Wayne are annoying bystanders who keep getting into their shot


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