Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down. Let's have some fun.

(Introduction reused in Episode 8-09)


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Stephen as "Louis Dengle"
    • Co-anchor: Colin as "Bill Rutherford" - Mother doing baby talk to the anchor
    • Sports: Wayne as "Skip Totheloo" - Bill Cosby
    • Weather: Ryan as "Storm Surge" - In love with the camera
  • Moving People
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Movers from the audience: Bonita and Kelly
    • Scene: Two Navy SEALs at the beach about to embark on a mission to blow up an enemy boat
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singer: Wayne
    • Voiceover guys: Colin and Ryan
    • Album: Songs of the Pro Bowler
    • Songs:
      • French ballad - "Spray Mon Shoes"
      • DooWop - "Gutterball"
      • Jerry Lee Lewis - "Bowl Me, Strike Me, Spare Me"
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Stephen
      • Wayne - World's longest touchdown celebration
      • Colin - Lobster trying to talk his way out of being cooked
      • Ryan - Footage of crash test dummies
  • Hoedown
    • Performers: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan
    • About: Television


  • Stephen Colbert
    • Gets to sit out while the rest do a hoedown