Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Tonight our performers are:
- The other white meat, Greg Proops
- Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman, Wayne Brady
- I can't believe he's not butter, Colin Mochrie
- Cats ask for him by name, Ryan Stiles
Games
- Superheroes
- Greg - Fruit and Vegetable Man
- Ryan - Ice Hockey Kid
- Colin - Irate Film Director Boy
- Wayne - Playful Licking Puppy Boy
- Crisis: Frizzy hair
- Song Styles
- Singer: Wayne
- About: Jennifer, a student of English literature
- Style: Luther Vandross
- Weird Newscasters
- Anchor: Colin as "Wolverine St. Jack John"
- Co-anchor: Greg as "Twice Nightly" - A gremlin
- Sports: Wayne - An (overly) emotional preacher at a funeral
- Weather: Ryan - Being attacked by (increasingly) ferocious animals
- Greatest Hits
- Singer: Wayne
- Pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
- Title: Songs of the Lifeguard
- Songs:
- Gospel - "Shark! Shark! I Think I See a Shark!"
- Salsa - "Son of a Beach"
- Lounge hit - "Blublublub"
- Party Quirks
- Host: Greg
- Wayne - Aging rapidly
- Colin - The many roles of Charlton Heston
- Ryan - Eagle struggling to pick up heavy things
- Questions Only
- Scene: A tourist hotel is about to turn into the towering inferno
Winner
- Greg Proops
- Gets to sit at Drew's desk while the others play a game