Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Tonight our performers are:

And I'm your host, Drew Carey. C'mon, let's have some fun!


  • Superheroes
    • Crisis: Frizzy hair
      • Greg - Fruit and Vegetable Man
      • Ryan - Ice Hockey Kid
      • Colin - Irate Film Director Boy
      • Wayne - Playful Licking Puppy Boy
  • Song Styles
    • Singer: Wayne
    • About: Jennifer, a student of English literature
    • Style: Luther Vandross
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin as "Wolverine St. Jack John"
    • Co-anchor: Greg as "Twice Nightly" - A gremlin
    • Sports: Wayne - An (overly) emotional preacher at a funeral
    • Weather: Ryan as "Jigs McKenzie" - Being attacked by (increasingly) ferocious animals
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singer: Wayne
    • Pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
    • Album: Songs of the Lifeguard
    • Songs:
      • Gospel - "Shark! Shark! I Think I See a Shark!"
      • Salsa - "Son of a Beach"
      • Lounge hit - "Blublublublub"
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Greg
      • Wayne - Aging rapidly
      • Colin - The many roles of Charlton Heston
      • Ryan - Eagle struggling to pick up heavy things
  • Questions Only
    • Performers: Drew, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan
    • Scene: A tourist hotel is about to turn into the towering inferno


  • Greg Proops
    • Gets to sit at Drew's desk while the rest play a game