Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Tonight's performers:

And I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, and let's have some fun.

(Introduction reused in Episode 1-07)


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Greg
      • Wayne - The greatest lover in France
      • Colin - Going through all the stages of getting drunk
      • Ryan - Pig farmer from Arkansas
  • Hats
    • World's worst dating service video
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Greg as "Packed Tightly"
    • Co-anchor: Colin - Can no longer hide his love for the anchorman
    • Sports: Wayne - James Brown
    • Weather: Ryan - The anchor's angry neighbor
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singer: Wayne
    • TV voiceover artists: Colin and Ryan
    • Album: Songs of the Bus Driver
    • Songs:
      • Michael Jackson - "You're Not on My Route"
      • Country western - "Pffffff"
      • 80s funk - "I Got a Flat Tire, I Got a Flat Tire"
  • Newsflash
    • Newsanchors: Ryan and Greg
    • Field reporter: Drew
    • On the green screen: Konga


  • Ryan and Greg
    • Get to play a game with Drew