The Divorce Irish Drinking Song is an edition of the "Irish Drinking Song" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 10-08 by Wayne Brady, Gary Anthony Williams, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles.
Lyrics[]
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Wayne: California is a no-fault state.
Gary: Strat-dast-ashore!
Colin: I have left my wife,
Ryan: That dirty little whore!
Wayne: She's gone, I'm gone, we's pract nixed!
Gary: I’m so happy, hooo!
Colin: Yippee-i-o-ki-yay-ki-yay,
Ryan: Foodie-doodie-doo!
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Gary: Well, one day, I loved her,
Colin: And then the next day, not.
Ryan: Now, I can’t even look at her,
Wayne: She’s no longer hot!
Gary: But I’ll find another,
Colin: As sure as the day is long,
Ryan: She will be much younger,
Wayne: And she will appreciate [the dong]!
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Colin: I’ve found the woman of my life!
Ryan: Blonde, silky hair,
Wayne: Arms like a linebacker,
Gary: And big old boobies there.
Colin: She loves me, also,
Ryan: All my faults and all,
Wayne: She accepts me as a complete human being,
Gary: And she’s not very tall.
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Ryan: Okay, she’s made of plastic,
Wayne: Yeah, she’s blow up.
Gary: Sure, she’s full of air,
Colin: On her, I rest my cup!
Ryan: But she understands me,
Wayne; And she never ever talks back,
Gary: But I will never poke her,
Colin: Yak-kak-kak-kak-kak!
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!