I'm an advertising, you know my name is Rick. And I am really groovy, 'cause I am not a brick. I said I'll sell you stuff, stuff that you don't need. Because I have one motivation, and that's massive greed.
Why don't you buy that stuff, you baby boomer? I know you got lots of cash, you are a big consumer. Man, oh, man. Everything from cars and fast foods I sell. My big is slogan, yo quiero Taco Bell.
I hate commercials, what a waste of time. They take up all the program, it really is a crime. They seem to waste all the time in my precious life. Thank god they're 60 seconds, then I can make love to my wife.
I buy lots of products when I'm at home alone. It's really, really easy, order than by phone. Not to order these things is really kinda hard. But I never worry to much, I use Colin's credit card.
Colin's credit card!