The Colin Hoedown is a edition of the Hoedown game from the British version of Whose Line. It was performed by Greg Proops, Phil LaMarr, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. This hoedown is about Colin Mochrie.
(laughs) I'm shocked... I love to sing like Colin. I really, really do.
I really, really, really, really, really, really do.
'Cause when I sing like Colin, it makes me have great joy.
Because I....NO!!!! (does a dinosaur impression)
Well there is a man, they call the king of "Whose Line".
His soul is on fire and his mind is very fine.
He does a hoedown and he very rarely sucks.
'Cause he is one talented follicly challenged Canuck.
Everybody's having fun, they're singing all about me.
Lets all laugh along with them HA HA HEE HEE!
It really is amusing, can't you all see?
Look at them, look at them. Of me, they're making a Mochrie!
You've got to love Colin. Love him to the end.
I have to admit, that he is my best friend.
I would not lie to you, now this is no jive.
Anyway, you look at it, he's got more hair than Clive.
He's got more hair than Clive!
- This is one of the few songs on, "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" devoted to a performer. The next would be an Irish Drinking Song devoted to performer/host of the American "Whose Line": Drew Carey.