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The Circumcision Irish Drinking Song is an Irish Drinking Song performed live in London in 2015 by Greg Proops, Josie Lawrence, Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood, with Laura Hall playing the piano.

LYRICS

All: Oooooh aye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye!

Greg: I had this extra bit of skin

Josie: So this is what I did

Colin: I went to the doctor

Brad: Had him trim it like a kid

Greg: They cut me end off round and round

Josie: Oh, it hurt me so

Colin: Tears came to my eyes

Brad: ...so I had a go!

Oh aye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye!

Josie: I said to me mother,

Colin: Should it hurt like this?

Brad: But she said, that's natural

Greg: I'm just taking the piss!

Josie: I feel its cut too hard

Colin: It's starting to swell

Brad: Put a little ice on it

Greg; And let me feel the bell!

Oh aye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye!

Colin: The pain lasted three weeks

Brad: ...in between us

Greg: And when I couldn't feel no more

Josie: I looked at me penis

Colin: I said it was hurting

Brad: Like my testicles

Greg: And then I looked upon meself

Josie: And so I cut me balls!

Oh aye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye!

Brad: Later the inflammation

Greg: Started me to swell

Josie: Throbbin', throbbin', throbbin'!

Colin: I thought, what the hell?!

Brad: I stopped wearing pants

Greg: And went around au natch

Josie: Then I said to my mate

Colin: I'll never see a snatch!

Oh aye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye! Oh aye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dyyyye di dyyyyyyye!

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