The Circumcision Irish Drinking Song is an Irish Drinking Song performed live in London in 2015 by Greg Proops, Josie Lawrence, Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood, with Laura Hall playing the piano.
LYRICS[]
All: Oooooh aye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye!
Greg: I had this extra bit of skin
Josie: So this is what I did
Colin: I went to the doctor
Brad: Had him trim it like a kid
Greg: They cut me end off round and round
Josie: Oh, it hurt me so
Colin: Tears came to my eyes
Brad: ...so I had a go!
Oh aye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye!
Josie: I said to me mother,
Colin: Should it hurt like this?
Brad: But she said, that's natural
Greg: I'm just taking the piss!
Josie: I feel its cut too hard
Colin: It's starting to swell
Brad: Put a little ice on it
Greg; And let me feel the bell!
Oh aye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye!
Colin: The pain lasted three weeks
Brad: ...in between us
Greg: And when I couldn't feel no more
Josie: I looked at me penis
Colin: I said it was hurting
Brad: Like my testicles
Greg: And then I looked upon meself
Josie: And so I cut me balls!
Oh aye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye!
Brad: Later the inflammation
Greg: Started me to swell
Josie: Throbbin', throbbin', throbbin'!
Colin: I thought, what the hell?!
Brad: I stopped wearing pants
Greg: And went around au natch
Josie: Then I said to my mate
Colin: I'll never see a snatch!
Oh aye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dye! Oh aye di dye di dye di dye di dye di dyyyye di dyyyyyyye!