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Well, I love Christmas, I wish it was every day.
I love Christmas, do you hear what I say?
Sometimes, I go up, and sometimes I go down.
Did you know there was a man named Koko the Clown?
I love Christmas, I love it every year.
'cuz I shove food in my mouth, I grin ear to ear.
My cholesterol is high-
(Colin pretends to faint from high cholesterol, cast and audience roar with laughter)
I really love Christmas, it's better than the rest.
When it comes to holidays, you know it is the best.
I like to celebrate, I guess you know how it goes.
That's why I prefer to sleep with a reindeer with a red nose.
I like Father Christmas, you know he's hell of a man.
I try to see him once a year, as often as I can.
When he comes I do all the locks.
And he comes down the chimney and he fills up my socks.
He fills up my socks!