The Car Salesman Hoedown is an edition of the Hoedown game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed by Chip Esten, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles.


I went down to my dealership, I tried to buy a car.
He tried to sell a lemon, but he didn't get too far.
I found a lot of steals and I found a lot of deals.
And then I bought a Pinto, but it didn't have no wheels.

Well, I wanted a Chevy but I didn't wanna get bored.
Then I thought maybe a Mercury, maybe I'll get me a Ford.
But when it came down to it, I didn't make a fuss.
'Cause I didn't have any money anyway, so I just take the bus.

I met a car salesman, he didn't have no ethnics.
And I believed his every lie, it really was pathetic.
He did horrible things that no good man ever should.
I came home early found him checking under my wife's hood.

Oh boy, those German cars do they cost big bucks.
I looked at the price tag and I am full of yucks.
Oh, those Porsches more expensive than the others,
unless you're Drew Carey and get it free from Warner Brothers.

Free from Warner Brothers!

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