I had to wait for cable installation the whole day.
It really made me mad that for TV I must pay.
So when he came to the door, what did he see?
I was wearing a Negligee and I got cable for free.
Oh, you might think it's risky for a guy like me,
to be making fun of the cable company.
Won't that cost you lots of money?
No, 'cause I'm not on cable, I'm on ABC!
With my new cable I have a lot of choice.
Some of it makes me happy, some of it makes me moist.
Gee, it's a lot of fun, I'm happy as a mouse.
Now all day, I can see Full House.
I really hate my cable guy. He makes me wait all day.
There is one guy that I don't really wanna pay.
Then one sunny day, I really got my wish.
I murdered my cable guy and then I got a dish.
Then I got a dish!