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The Broke Up Irish Drinking Song is an edition of the Irish Drinking Song game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 7-21 by Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles.


All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Wayne: Today I'm breaking up with her.
Chip: She's really got to go.
Colin: I have a sense of dread.
Ryan: I'm dating a guy named Joe.

Wayne: Because Joe won't leave me,
Chip: And that man won't shave,
Colin: But today he's got to go.
Ryan: He's the man I crave.

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Chip: I'll meet him in a diner,
Colin: And give him one small drink.
Ryan: I'll give him a diamond ring.
Wayne: Leave, what do you think?

Chip: Oh Joe, will be so sad then.
Colin: I'm sure he'll take it well.
Ryan: We'll run away together,
Wayne: And then we'll dance so well.

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Colin: I sat Joe right down.
Ryan: He said, "I do."
Wayne: I said, "I can't love you.
Chip: I'm leaving you.

Colin: Please don't be angry,"
Ryan: And Joe started to cry.
Wayne: He cried, "Boo-hoo-hoo."
Chip: The tears were in his eye.

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Ryan: Oh now, I'm all alone,
Wayne: And Joe is long gone,
Chip: And so I'll read my diary.
Colin: I'll just sing this song.

Ryan: But that's the way I like it.
Wayne: I like being alone.
Chip: Oh sure, sometimes I miss him.
Colin: Joe had a nice bone.

All: [ Crack up because of Colin ]