Who knew that when I moved into my house,
My new neighbor would be such a louse?
He's just like Jar Jar Binks 'cause he is always "Ruuude,"
Peeking in my window when I'm breakdancing nude.
I once had a neighbor. Living there was really hard.
I used to find legs and arms buried in my yard.
My husband said, "Honey, you really should be calmer,"
But I said, "It's your fault we moved next to Jeffrey Dahmer."
Parties with drunks and naked girls are happening next door.
There is an awful racket, it's shaking up my floor.
There's in and out, and things are happening. I know I shouldn't grouse,
But boy, I hate living next to the White House.
I really hate the guy who lives next door to me.
I wish he would move real far, or so I wouldn't see.
People running naked. It's really really scary.
But I guess that's what you get when you live next door to Drew Carey.
Next door to Drew Carey!